What It Is
1) CLUB-HOPPING BUDDY OF THE YEAR
TK (by the way did I mention that he drinks?)
2) LIFETIME SERVICE AWARD
3) NEWCOMER AWARD
3) HIGH POINT OF THE YEAR
Uhhhhh. Had a lot of them in ’87
4) LOW POINT OF THE YEAR
Starting my new book ‘So You’re Unemployed! Tips and Tools for Dumpster Etiquette’
5) BEST HOLIDAY
Halloween of course
6) MY SONG FOR 2006
World Wide Suicide –Pearl Jam
7) Best Movie 2006
10) WHO DID YOU SPEND VALENTINES WITH
A group of like-minded Anti-Valentines Day Singles at the Pepper Mill. Hey that was a high point! I organized it anonymously on CL and it turned out to be fun and funny (see blog)
11) BEST RELATIONSHIP
my purple vibrator. tough choice here
12) WHAT WERE YOU FOR HALLOWEEN
Went as a sane person. Great costume and almost believable
13) RESTAURANT OF THE YEAR?
14) BOOK OF THE YEAR
First You Build a Cloud: And Other Reflections on Physics as a Way of Life
15) BEST DECISION MADE THIS YEAR
16) WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR NEXT YEAR
Hell,what are my plans for next week?
17) MOST STUPID IDEA WHEN DRUNK
Getting married. Go me! I didn’t.
18) TV SHOW OF THE YEAR
60 Seconds To Disaster (go National Geographic)
19) MOST LOYAL FRIEND
Peter C. This is a tough call, but I’ve known Pete for over 25 years. I’m lucky.
20) BIGGEST CHANGE OF THE YEAR
Being terminated unjustly from Warner Brothers/The CW. Not that I’m bitter
21) BIGGEST DUMBASS AWARD
G.W. Bush. Followed by Leo Ramos at The CW Television network. See above re: bitterness
22) 2007 NEW YEARS RESOLUTION
Become a HAPPY Ne’er Do Well. Fight the Man. Avoid dieting. And people.
23) FAVORITE 1987 DEAD PERSON
Maynard Ferguson –one of the best jazz horn players I’ve ever seen, heard or met
24) BEST RENO BAND
A tie between ordinary and Brant. Damn there are too many great musicians in this town to make a top 100 list! EJ Maldonado, Van, Erica, Gabe Traverso, Lenora and Todd South to name only a couple.
25) BEST VENUE TO SEE LOCAL MUSIC
The Green Room in the summer
26) WORST RENO RESTAURANT
27) BEST ESPRESSO
Deux Gros Nez (RIP; they are closing)
28) WORST ESPRESSO
29) BEST LINGERIE AND TOYS
30) BEST SKIING
31) BIGGEST RIP-OFF FOR SKIERS
There will be more but it’s 1:30 a.m. and the brain is fried.
Time for some kick-ass forensic and death related viewing to relax and soothe me.