Oy vey this whine is bad

I feel like a friggin Jewish Bubbe. My back hurts so much that I’m going to scream. The pain runs all the way down my leg through the sciatic nerve.
Moving furniture, air conditioning units and heavy boxes is really dumb at my age. Really really REALLY dumb.
There’s no Motrin, vicodin or anything else in this house either. Jesus.

Took pictures of a lot of useless belongings today. Then wrote glowing descriptions of said items and posted them on Craigs List to sell. There are at least 10 more items to be listed and then I’ve got to have a yard sale. All I need is a fucking yard.

Think that Tinfoil Hat Guy is finally gone. When I took off for a few days I didn’t notify him and upon my return there were 16 messages on the answering machine. 10 were from him. In four days.
Nevermind the fact that he hasn’t paid me in months and does nothing but raise my blood pressure.
Thank god I’m free free free!

My daughter posted a bulletin on myspace today. It seemed to be in response to a conversation we’d had; told her I’m selling a lot of the furniture and may move.
She was not happy. She wants to come back to Reno, this apartment, her own room and of course mom.
Here’s what she wrote:
Date: Oct 6, 2007 12:24 PM
Subject: Too Real :[[[
Body: I guess that it’s now official :[ even though i don’t want it to be. i kept pretending i’m just vacationing, but i can’t go back. this really sucks. i’m seriously deprssed right now :”[

Well kids I’m honestly considering a sleeping pill to knock myself out for the night.
Maybe life will look better in the morning, but I doubt it.
As I always say… The glass is neither half full nor half empty. It is shattered and broken into razor sharp pieces on the pavement.

Wait a minute. Cheer up Emo MILF!
What’s more amusing than Schrödinger’s lolCat?
Not a hell of a lot.

~Miss R

Currently listening:
The Beautiful Letdown
By: Switchfoot
Release date: 22 June, 2004

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