Saturday Survey Says….. Procrastinate

1. Do you know someone named Amanda?
Yes. She makes a kick-ass Thanksgiving dinner too

2. Do you know anyone named Chris?
Several people, including myself

3. Ever kissed anyone with a name starting with R?
Yes, it was nice.

4. Ever kissed anyone with a name starting with J?
See above. Hey, I like to kiss.

5. Do you have any siblings?

6. Do you look alike?
Fuuuuuck. That’s a resounding no in case you were wondering

7. What color are the walls in your bedroom?
Tacky Apartment White ™

8. Are you named after a grandparent?
Yes. Two of them.

9. Are you a heavy sleeper?
What is this sleep you speak of?

10. Who did you last hug?

11. Are you taller than 5’3?
Only in my FMPs

12. Eaten a bug before?
Both accidentally and dipped in chocolate

13. Ever see a dead body other than at a funeral?
Sadly yes.

14. Who do you love?
Am I supposed to sing along now?

15. Who is your best friend?
My best friend knows who they are.

16. Who was the last person to send you a text message?
This is a No Texting Zone

17. What are your initials?

18. Do you like to read?
Like it? I live for it.

19. Are you a jealous person?
Innately? Yes. I think most human beings are. It doesn’t correspond to people specifically either.

20. What made you smile today?
A phone conversation

21. What did you do today?
Got out of bed. Went to the market. Got back into bed.

22. What did you do yesterday?
What DIDN’T I do yesterday. Hell, I didn’t get home until 3:00 in the morning.

23. What’s the first thing you would do with a million dollars?
Leave the fucking country for someplace warm.

25. How many hours did you sleep for last night?
four (a banner evening)

26. Who was the last person you had a sleep over with?
Honey there’s a damned divet in my bed because the only one who ever sleeps in it is myself.

27. Who’s the last person that creeped you out?
It takes a lot to creep me out. After all, I’m a parent.

28. Do you like your school?

29. What jewelry are you wearing?
One diamond earring and two silver earrings

30. Anything fun happen today?
I haven’t checked the ammo supply yet

31. Anything bad happen today?
I haven’t checked the ammo supply yet

33. Are you mad at anyone?
Mad? No. I normally get over anger quickly. I’m probably far too forgiving. Okay I am.

34. What’s the last thing you bought?

35. Have you cried today?
Not yet, but it will happen.

36. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
I doubt it.

37. Do you have shoes on?
I don’t even have pants on.

38. What’s the closest thing to you that is pink?
Ummm, there are some neon pink fishnets in my top drawer. Not much pink here at Chez Noir.

39. Do you get annoyed easily?
Depends on the Annoy-er

40. Are you photogenic?
God no
–shudder- (as opposed to –shutter-)

41. Do you like to draw?
I only draw people… to the brink

42. Are you good at saving money?
I have no idea. I’ve never had any to save.

43. What should you be doing right now?
Discussing dinner plans with Stephen Hawking. You gotta be careful. Steve is a fucking messy eater.

44. Who’s the sexiest person alive?
Besides myself?

45. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings?
No. On Saturday mornings I drink Bushmills and watch porn. I watch cartoons on Wednesday.

46. Is there a secret you’ve never told your best friend?
Probably. That’s why it’s a SECRET dumbass.

47. Have you ever told someone you hated them?
Once or twice. I don’t really hate anyone. I just don’t care.

48. Have you ever changed your clothes in the car?
Hell yeah.

49. What are you doing in 2008?
Let me grab this Ouija board….

50. What is your ring tone?
I wouldn’t know. No one calls me. Oh yeah. I just don’t care.

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