Take note of the station that put this on the air… and didn’t notice
~Miss R
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Take note of the station that put this on the air… and didn’t notice
~Miss R
YoYo-Dyne Propulsion Labs: Reno Division 
She has to know! I smell best troll ever!
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Oh yeah! Remember the newspaper photo and article that was floating around the net a few years back? A witnesses to an accident (if I remember correctly) told the reporter his name was Mike Hunt and his friend, the other witness, gave the name Ben Dover. The newspaper printed it.
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Well I’ll be damned…
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too late for us already Don
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Sad thing is, Fox will just respond with righteous indignation.
Good stuff, Miss B!
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Thanks EG. You do realize that their ‘news’ and pundits are even funnier…they just don’t notice.
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A friend just informed me it’s actually a Photoshop from a Louis C.K skit. The name was actually Faber.
Was SO hoping that Edward was right and this was a killer troll.
Mongo sad.
Still giving props to the ‘Shopper that did the name switch.
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BUT, this is actually not too far off the mark. My former boss, who is ten years my junior but then years her own junior mentally and self-sanctified within an inch of her delusional life, is actually considering divorcing her husband on the grounds of adultery and abandonment. How did he commit adultery? ….wait for it…..wait for it……. she caught him with a Hustler. This ties in nicely with the abandonment issue. Yes he abandoned her…by BEING DEPLOYED TO AFGHANISTAN.
Jesus!
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Why are these people allowed to live? They’re stealing our precious oxygen.
Great story! Sad that it’s f’ing true.
Maybe someone should tell that porn is better when you share it with your partner!
Can only say congratulations that this is your FORMER boss -shudder-
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Oh, the stories I could tell you… ;O
I have actually just been informed by a mutual friend that if she goes through with the divorce she will lose her membership in her church, along with her job doing powerpoint sermons for said church. So much for the get out of hell free card…
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Brian: Instant Karma!
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Must… Not… Laugh… Fuck it, that’s funny right there.
On a serious note, please no hating of the Christians. Christians should be celebrated for without them we wouldn’t have so much comedy e.g
I know you wanna sign up Miss R
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This is wrong of me, but before you do the above, you should know what you’re getting in to…
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OH GOD that was hysterical. ‘just kidding, there is no god!’
still laughing.
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Null, this freakish ad has been playing a LOT over here in the States recently. Best part is that they contraindicate themselves about god’s will and you taking the reigns -as opposed to waiting for god’s will.
I think the point is: You can’t masturbate, you can’t have sex out of wedlock. Just pay us already so you can finally lose your f**king virginity.
Am guessing they’re running this idiocy in the UK as well?
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Yuh huh, laugh my ass off every time I see it. Different visuals but the same words. Prefer the US version though, I mean who else would admit to someone’s parents wanting a boy (Jackqueline? Seriously?). Although for Jenners13 I’d consider bashing the bible rather than the bishop, she fiiiiiine!
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What do you want to bet there is no “black” personality code? What good is a dating site which prohibits nudity?
Red.
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Why do I suspect you’re right? After all, there are no people of color in the ad ergo there are no black Christians. I love logic!
Don’t tell the southern baptists… shhhhhh
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*Holds both hands over screen* I am surrounded.
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And the Lord said let thee blaspheme mightily. And lo, it was good.
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it was damned good
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after all, every sperm is sacred!!
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Yeah baby!
My daughter knew that song by heart when she was 5 years old. Good parenting or what?
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Best. Parent. Ever.
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Right there with you. Mine sing it in four-part harmony.
Red.
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Okay, I feel like an idiot (or way out of touch)… I had never heard the term “fapper” so didn’t “get” it at first… then figured it out. (hangs head in shame)
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it’s okay. no shame 🙂
shame is the reason she can’t fap!
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Fap it, baby! Fap it! Everyone does it….
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Am I the only one who thinks she looks like she is sitting on a bullet? Or maybe a rabbit?
Red.
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Red: it’s a rabbit. if she doesn’t actually touch herself maybe it doesn’t count lmfao
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I was going to say butt plug with crocodile clips in ahem special places
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I am guessing she can hold the backdoor as closed as those lips we see, Null. Not that I do not think she could not USE a good one (or seven).
And Miss R, you KNOW it does not count. Why do you think they come with remote controls?
Red.
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Would laugh louder if she were a blind Fapper 🙄
I hope when I’m at the Pearly Gates, St Peter isn’t out there with a megaphone telling all the masturbators to stand to one side. That would be embarrassing, especially if I had to put my hand up in front of God 😯
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even worse your right hand. Unless you shaved it of course.
wouldn’t worry though. There won’t be anyone but the Christian non-fappers (yeahhhhh riiiiiight) on the other side. Total: Zero
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oh Ellen, oh baby, oh god, oh jesus, oooh, oooooh, oooooooh, ohhhh, yes, yes, there, THERE…YES! aaahhhh… thanks. continue…
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hahahahahaha Tony you rock
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So, if you call out the correct supreme being, do you get extra points?
Red.
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Fapper…hahahahah
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– grin –
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I’ve never heard the word Fapper before so didn’t see what was so funny till I read further on. I was taking not of “Take note of the station that put this on the air… and didn’t notice” But I couldn’t see what was funny about Fox either…
We’re a bit slow here in Tasmania
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yes but you all LOOK so good 😉
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She is against masturbation, but i couldn’t help myself when I saw her 😦
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😯
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Hmm… How wicked…
BTW – Are you having
a nice Valentine’s Day
and Evening? 🙂
I do hope so my friend 🙂
Androgoth Xx
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Getting through this annual Single Awareness Day. All alone Androgoth, but took a nice warm shower, have some chocolate in reserve to get through the dark sad night, and my trusty Persian, Lizzie Borden, is here to guard against any beasties.
Hope you are having a nice day and eve yourself my dear.
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Yes I could just eat one of those chocolates
of yours about now 🙂 Do get nice and comfy
and the night will pass very nicely my friend 🙂
Perhaps a chilled glass of
the red stuff would be nice? 🙂
Androgoth Xx
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Happy Valentines Day, Rachael!! (((((HUGS)))))
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HUGS back to you Don. Know it’s been a tough past week for you. You have friends out here in cyber-land that care for you and are SO damned happy that you remember them xo
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Thank you Rachael. Its great to have people like you, Tony and others, to be there for each other. You’re all good people…glad to be blogging with you guys too…
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OK, enough of this fapper, come back out and play Rachael 🙄
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Fuck yeah!
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thirded.
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Promise to sneak out later -grin-
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EG: Okay if this has been thirded by committee who am I do dispute the vote? Gimme a few hours. I’ll be Bach
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I’m trying Loon. Been having a rough time the past two weeks. You’re right. I DO need to come out and play!
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I want to be Beethoven! (The composer, not the dog.)
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Ahmnodt, glad you caught that bad joke. Bravo!
(as opposed to Woof!)
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Please, please come out and play with us… 🙂
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For you Don, anything -smile-.
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Now we can have some fun… 🙂
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