Like many of my fellow Americans I shall be happy when the election is over.
Am only hoping that we do not receive the same fabulous result as 2000. Some of you may remember that the country elected Al Gore as our President. Bush was placed in office.
This is another close race. Please goddess, let this shit be over by the time I go to bed tonight.
Have no idea who will win. Placed my vote; which cancelled out my roomie.
As it should be, we both laughed our asses off just thinking about it. Hey America: Wake up. Read your constitutional law and the codes of jurisprudence, electoral statutes and oh I dunno… history?
Difficulty Rating HIGH: Describe the manner in which laws and bills are made and passed.
We’re frighteningly similar (and ignorant) to Britain or any other monarchy with a ‘democratic’ process.
Who is in the congress and senate? Who is president? They balance (or unbalance) each other. Or in this country’s case…. fight each other to the death.
Of the public.
Will be slap-happy glad to see the unending and mind numbing political TV advertising go away. Thrilled to keep my head down as zealots begin their arguments around me. Orgasmic to begin watching my other favorite sport… Hockey!
Oh wait. I’m fucked.
Think it’s time to move. An exotic island in a banana republic. You know, just like Nevada, but with beaches and boat drinks.
It’s time to stop hating people for their political ideology and go back to hating them for who they are.
~Miss R
* Thanks to Ahmnodt Heare, Scholar Mel and the Wombies for their tireless support during this campaign
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I am so utterly exhausted from the trail which inevitably marches directly through my living room. I really need to get in touch with DOT so they can point the signs in the correct direction next year.
Speaking of not know ass from elbow. You should go on my field trip to my sis’ blog. You will laugh until your sides hurt. Hold on and I will get you the link. (Plays on hold music: Alice Cooper) Oh, wait, let me get the feathers off of it. http://mommasmoneymatters.com/red-hat-guest-post/
Muah! How about you and I buy a hockey team? I have not been to a nude hockey practice in a long time.
Hugs and smooches,
xxx
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talk about watching men getting beat! Red I’m there.
xxx
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Holy Batman Red! I DId laugh my tuchus off after reading your sister’s blog.
Reminds me of the old Frank Zappa lyric..’ I read it in Rolling Stone! It must be true!’
~MUAH!
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I think I would be more likely to believe the Rolling Stone than wiki. IJS. 😉
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Describe the manner in which laws and bills are made and passed.
Shit I know that…I grew up on Schoolhouse Rock
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SCORE! Bearman that’s how I learned the political system 🙂
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If the other two tie, they should cancel each other out and Fraz could win.
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There is still time. Obama does not accept for another few minutes. GO FRAZ!
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I think Fraz was cheated!
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Hey Binky, what kind of dog are you going to get when you borrow into the White House?
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Whoops, I meant Fraz!!!!
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They do resemble one another a bit… hehehehe
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I think that is an excellent plan.
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Well it sounded good last night.
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I hope the hockey starts for you soon. I’m glad it’s over too. I didn’t know how stressed out I was, and I don’t even live down there!!
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damned hockey strike %&$*#(*#
on the positive side Obama won tonight and I feel better about keeping my uterus. If I still had one. Doh.
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A victory for uteruses (uteri?) nationwide.
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Ah, I love a womb with a view.
Sorry. couldn’t help myself. No! Stop throwing rocks my way
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Hey guys, what’re property prices like in WA n CO? Just curious, no reason *ahem*
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heh. both are expensive -but not as expensive as say NYC, San Fran, LA or Boston.
Plenty of cheap housing in Reno. Of course there’s a reason buahahaha.
Miss you Null!
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World looks good the day after election day!
I’m looking forward to the break in campaigning and the accompanying ads.
The quiet should last until when? Friday?
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EG: If we’re lucky it will be Friday.
the only news I want to read is an end to the hockey strike. Okay maybe promises of free chocolate and/or boat drinks to the ‘mericans who took time out and actually voted.
I predicate that by tomorrow the headlines will be filled with a brand new story. It will involve aliens, hookers from space, small mammals (with lasers taped to their fucking heads) and a picture of two well known senators knocking boots under the stall at Roswell.
Better stock up on tinfoil! Politics never sleep.
xo
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I want your news. We went out to lunch (with obligatory television in every corner…ugh). Nothing but everyone’s reaction and “how it will affect” them. Really? If you were doing your job instead of being interviewed by Ms. Hairspray 1984, something might be happening newsworthy.
Did that come off as jaded?
xxx
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naw, jaded? Not you Red -grin-
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Last time I checked, jade was still precious 😉 Muah! Happy almost turkey day. ❤
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Fraz may have lost the election but he won the people’s heart. He is the people’s president. 🙂
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pancakes in every pot! candy in every ballot box! Fraz could have done us proud. We need to see if Ahmnodt and Fraz can ride the same ticket to glory in the upcoming 2016 election.
Finally, a viable third party worth listening to
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That sounds like a viable plan!
Fraz is the future!
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Hockey? In Reno? I would think all the ice would melt.
(I’m guessing you are are Red Wings fan?!)
😉
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LOL! The team from here won the freaking Stanley Cup and no one knew the state had a freaking hockey team! Ppl is soooooo stupid.
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Okay that’s just scary… but not unexpected heh
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Rednecks is us.
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Alas, we have no hockey team Bob, although we do get plenty of snow in the winter. One of the reason I moved to Reno was the 45 minute drive to all of the Lake Tahoe ski resorts.
Yep, am a Kings fan (Lived in LA the years Gretsky was on the team along with a few other of my fave players -miss seeing the games at the old LA Forum), AND a Red Wings fan. did you know that the team had a woman owner during the 40’s?
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