Wheelchairs and Ouija and Pink Letters Oh My!


Header for the new website. Artwork/design by Adam Sendek; Chowderhead Graphics

May get my new Ouija site up this week. Oh sure you’ve been hearing this for a month. It’s become as annoying as your mom shouting ‘Did you bring out ALL your white laundry to the washer? I found a sock under your bed last week. Jesus it was crunchy, how long had it been there?!’
Used to just stare at my brother and walk away. With a little shudder in my step.

Check this Love and Friendship…

April 8 2014
Facebook: Spanky’s Wine Bar Group
via T. Wade Paul

Jazzy Wheelchair for The Wench
Hi Spankers ! Good news, just got off of phone with the Pain Joy…..we stalled at $1100 for Rachael’s chair….We are buying this used chair for her and a car carrier…..which will leave her with 300 bucks….
we will buy a beater chair for the burn with that so her new chair stays nice….A very warm thank you for your efforts…..WE WIN !

April 12
Facebook: Spanky’s Wine Bar Group
Via Jim Hillas

R.C. Black is Rollin'!

Get me some spinners and LEDs ma’ man

Our beloved, buxom, slender, sardonic, sexy Piano Wench! Learning about, and riding on her new Jazzy red power chair.

In 5 days a miracle occurred. Life saved and changed in the blink of a giant’s eye. I’d had dark thoughts these past weeks. Darker than usual. Out of nowhere, an entire band of beautiful amazing people knocked me on my ass in surprise. With kindness, not sociopathic behavior! Two Spankers, happy Burning Man camper buds, put a page up on FaceBook called ‘Get The Wench Some Wheels.’ You can see what was achieved. Fastest fundraiser in history swear to god. I’m on a roll and gettin’ ‘er done. Check it out.

The past 5 years have convinced me I’m working off Karma from that one past life when I was Eva Braun. Hey, wasn’t that dirndl-wearing freak dead by the time she was 40? In a ditch, covered with petrol? On her wedding day? By the time she was my age she’d been dead for 12 years.
Huh. Maybe I ran over a squirrel or something.


Alfred Hitchcock impersonates me. Living with my parents.

Might as well buy a new house with all the paperwork required. Oh I can’t. My credit is tattered. So I went to FREECreditFREEKarmaInsertCreditFREECardNumberHereFREEItIsFREENoReally.Com All I need is this chair…and that thermos. Maybe the lamp.
the jerk


The pink letters. What’s that all about? C’mon you’ve all had a utility shut off at least once. Probably due to forgetting the bill. was due. So the pink? Do corporate interest-suckers feel it’s calming so we’ll open it to find a baby shower announcement?
Not that anyone in their right mind wants to attend a baby shower.

Shouldn’t the final notices be Institutional Green? Hell, I’d open that baby ASAP.  It’s the color of checks. And money.
What’s in your wallet?
Hope it’s not a Baldwin.
wha's in your wallet motherfcker samuel jackson


Right now Badness is Banished! Thoughtful, busy, beautiful people have shown their smiles and concern. These I consider my real family. Besides the Spankers, some of my dearest FB Only friends contributed to the Jazzy. Grand long-time friends too. Wow. I Believed only cute little kids with FDR leg braces or cancer received donations. Bliss and surprise

Need to keep on racking up those Good Karma Points. Mostly though, I don’t deal well with hate, being angry with people or mental gymnastics at 3:00 a.m.
Not only that, I’m Good Enough, I’m Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like me.

I do my best to help others. Whenever I can. I LIKE it! Making people happy is a rare opportunity. If you’re happy then I’m happy. Pay it forward.

I don’t believe in gods but I do believe in people.
Thank you to everyone who helped, and thank you to everyone who Liked the page which was envisioned by Trenton and set up by eLeM (Lisa-Marie). I love you. So I can love myself. Long time.

~Miss R

29 thoughts on “Wheelchairs and Ouija and Pink Letters Oh My!

    • Hi Val! Cracked up at your advice for Karma. Yeah baby, l totally agree. Looks like all the Good Karma Points I have accumulated through life are just now coming into play.
      Jesusmaryandjoseph it’s about time lol.
      Thanks for the comment my friend. You know it’s always wonderful to see you Val


  1. R.C., you are INcredible. I’m so happy I met you through our favorite Chowderhead. Your new wheels fucking ROCK. Let’s collaborate on something–something weird and nutty.


    • Eva: Incredible? More like INsane. Still far batter than INsync.
      Our Chowderhead rocksw. Cheers to Adam for introducing us. Dug your piece on Aliens taking care of earth’s gun problem heh.
      I’d SO dig a collaboration with you. We could do a project, post, Haiku or maybe even a brunch menu.
      Took a look at the Nudge Wink Report. You’re in some kick-ass company; thereby making you Kick-ass. I know tom from Shouts From The Abyss. Funny dude.

      Your surreal world view seems a fine match for my own. Let’s do lunch.
      Okay, let’s message. Thank you so very much for stopping by. Cool to see you.


    • No Dirndles for YOU! -whew- thank god eh?
      Yeah is my life on a Roll or what? ark ark ark. My new site should be up no later than Thursday, the wheelchair is all charged up and, well, so am I.
      It’s nice.
      Thank you for coming on by 🙂


  2. Wow you sexy so and so Rachael,
    I can see that you will be getting up
    to all kinds of wicked mischief and
    that doesn’t include all those new
    moves you’ve been perfecting 😉

    Actually I Think you look naughtier
    than ever, if that’s possible? Damn
    of course it is and this awesome
    plan of getting The Wench, that’s you,
    these cool wheels was a brilliant one 🙂

    I know that I waffle on a bit but I love
    your wickedness, your spanking jokes,
    the awesomeness, your yummy and so
    perfectly formed boo… Did someone
    say boots? Well I like them too 😉 🙂

    I am so happy that you are feeling okay
    Rachael and you are one hell of a brave
    and sexy lady, hey don’t be getting too
    comfy there is a Spank-O-Meter out there
    with your name on it, so now you know 😉

    Andro xxxx


    • Andro, you always give me the giggles and a grin. Oh, you so get me 🙂
      Many thanks for the great words of encouragement and ESPECIALLY the compliments. Am trying to get better at taking them 🙂 It’s all looking good now. The future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades…


      • And so you should get better at taking them for they are truly meant and besides if you don’t I will have to charge up the Spank-O-Meter, ahhhhhh but then you would on there the whole time 😉 lol

        Have a wicked rest of weekend
        and remember be good, just like me 🙂

        Andro xxxx


  3. Ooooooh. I’m liking Fabulous. It’s what I strive for Don. Wait until I get that chair all tricked out. Trying to figure out how to rig a propane tank and flame shooter to the ‘beater’ chair I’ll have at Burning Man.
    Yes. There WILL be pictures.


  4. I’m so glad you got that chair. And the fact that it has helped you turn a corner, that’s super. No one can hold you back now! Now if I can only get those rocket boosters working, you’ll be able to conquer the world!


  5. Binky!!!! -Hug Hug hug-.
    Next project: Need to save for a little pick-up truck with a hitch.maybe by next year I’ll get the money together. That’s not too long. Noooo I can’t drive, but, the wheelchair carrier the guys got me will fit on a standard hitch. If I can, am willing to pay insurance on the thing, just so I can sweet-talk my way into rides outta this burg! Bonus: Put a camper on that baby for Burning Man and find another camper in the Sacramento or Reno area who is willing to drive, to get a ride! Lots of people begin posting ads around June.
    that’s for 2015.
    For 2014 I’m waiting for those rocket boosters from Fraz and Flame throwers from you!

    Wheeeeeeee!! I’m Free 🙂
    Speaking of corners I’m still learning to take them without chipping the plaster and wood from the door frames hehehehe.
    Mom hasn’t noticed. Yet. -gulp-


    • The pickup with a hitch sounds like a great idea! You’ll need one of those magnetic signs you can put on the sides: Free pickup with a hitch if you’ll take the witch! Think of all the adventures you could go on!

      We’re still working on those rocket boosters and flame throwers. Technical difficulties and burning the house down have set us back a bit.

      One good thing about older parents is they can’t see things so well anymore.


      • Oh no! Good thing it was the Three Little Wombies and not the There Little Pigs!

        Love your sign idea. It shall be adopted..
        You’re right about older parent’s eyesight. All older parents except …MY MOTHER. She has Super eyes in the back of her head Powers to this day.
        Meanwhile my step-dad can’t see where he left his shoes. When they’re on his feet. Heck he can’t remember where he left his feet.
        Big Fun at my house!


        • No rest for the wicked, I see. Perhaps you can bribe Victor and Victoria to to a little plaster patching. Does your mother wear glasses? Maybe V&V could surreptitiously exchange them for a weaker prescription.


  6. What the hell is wrong with the Mayor guy… before I reached that point in this post, I was seriously thinking: “Man, you look hot! Sexy legs, great smile, hair… and a personality to wither others.” Fuck the ex, fuck the mayor… actually, let someone else fuck them, you can do much better! So happy for you R! The wheels are hot, your attitude rocks, and I see good things in your future… Sorry I’ve been lame, but I’ve had a bit of a black cloud following me since December. Not the clusterfuck dark cloud you got, but a little one, that packed a punch. I think we’re both on our way back to finding our mojo and a new phase of good karma! See what your Ouija board says about that! 😉 xox


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