I’m STILL The Goddamned Batman!

And with that meme I can only say…

Holy Shit Batman! There are over 269 272 UNOPENED emails still in the inbox. Not counting the ones already opened and unanswered.

What happened to sloth at the holidays? Over-eating to the point of being unable to fit that laptop on your lap?

Oh faithful readers and fabulous writers…. I need time. Just for a few days.

Your intrepid crime fighter had a  molar tooth pulled two days before Christmas, and all things being equal in Gotham City USA -has no dental insurance. It’s true: the Caped Crusader could not afford a root canal, crown and/or bridge and now looks like a crack whore.

ALFRED!!! Where is that ibuprofen you eeeeediot? What? I’ve used the entire 900 pill container? Well fuck it. Where’s that champagne I’ve been saving for New Year’s Eve?  Oh, there’s an ice bucket in the Batmobile.

So my friends, have patience. Replies, avid reading, and potential body detox treatments to follow.

~Toofleth in Weno

aka Mith Arrrr