Two Fer Tuesday Affirmations for The Deranged

cute kittens!

Many years ago, in a neighborhood not that far away, I and a friend exchanged our own personal Affirmations For the Day.

In order to bring a bit of true light into your dreary little lives I shall share two of mine which were carefully crafted to bring joy and inspiration to the huddled masses everywhere. You’re Welcome.

“If someone compliments me today
I will look for the hidden agenda”

and if you’re still not enlightened…

“Today I will create a crisis situation
so that i may feel truly alive”

Thinking of making this a weekly post. We all need a mantra for the day. Me, being such a giver, have bestowed two upon you my beloved reader.

Choose wisely Grasshopper.

~Miss R