Here is a picture of Victor and Victoria.
They arrived tonight via Tasmanian Devil Airways. Oddly they seem to have somewhat of a Canadian accent.
These sweet Wombies were adopted courtesy of Wombania.
Right now I am preparing their bedding, getting to know them, cooking up some hot chocolate, and placing a Wombie Door in the back of the house. I was advised by Binky that Wombies need room to dig. Knew that if they were allowed to roam freely the bright neon lights of downtown Reno would cause them to wander. Certainly there are chocolate shops, SPAM sandwiches at the Hawaiian restaurant and other delights but they are too young. No one wants a drunk Wombie gambling away their cupcakes.
Stay tuned as Victor and Victoria explore Reno, learn to ski (Victoria has expressed a great interest in this) and we go on adventures to find Wine Gums in the western United States.
Now it’s time for dinner: Candy and that delish hot chocolate with marshmallows.
~Miss R
A New Wombie Mommy
See, I did not even know you were expecting!!! I love love love it! ❤ Muah! xxx
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Oh Red, we have to set up a play date with you and your Wombies! We can bake them cookies… while we drink the Cooking Sherry
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Oh, screw that. Uncle Justin always said if it wasn’t good enough for drinking, it wasn’t good enough for cooking!! xxx
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Amen to that! Who needs food anyway?
PS I am still looking into the wine gum situation.
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Looking into, or taste testing?
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Just know LB is taste testing 😉
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Investigating their lack of wine, for one thing!
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hahahaha
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What is this ‘food’ you speak of?
Oh wait. I can’t get into any of my clothes. wouldn’t;t possibly be the…… liqour
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Food? Solids are boring (although my Canadian Cream seems to be developing some solids).
There’s nothing bad that liquor could possibly do by itself. it couldn’t possibly be…the liquor…nope
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hahahaha! Who needs clothes either?
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Ah to be a Canadian LB! wine, wine gums and nudity. What a life 🙂
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You can have the wine gums but I’ll keep the nudity. Canada has some really stupid booze laws, though. I learned the other day that it’s illegal for anyone to send me review samples! I bet they’d send me booze if I lived in Nevada.
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WTF?! Seriously?
I know that there are many states down here that forbid alcohol sales though the mail. Due to the number of wineries on both coasts it is not against any law (that I’m aware of) to mail liquor, whether to yourself, friends, as a sample, or to random strangers.
Oh, Nevada pays YOU to drink.
80% of the bars and bar/restaurants have not only a way around the no smoking law but if you play $5.00 to $20.00 in the slot machines -handy as they are installed in the bar in front of each bar stool- you drink ‘for free.’
LB, it’s easy to gamble $10.00 on nickle slots just to drink decent Scotch or -insert choice here- for hours.
Not that I’d ever do that.
Heard about it though.
To think I was giving serious thought to Canadian citizenship over the past 10 years.
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No need to swear Miss. R if you want the Cooking
Sherry, then you can have the Cooking Sherry 😉 lmao
Geoff xxx
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Geoff, as you and Red well know… cold day in Hades before I drink cooking Sherry heh
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Yes what a horrible thought 😦
I hope you know that I was being
facetious and even though I did
not replace the ‘C’ with an ‘F’ it
is still naughty even for me soo
while we are on the subject do
you fancy a Cooking Sherry? 😉
I will pour while you
dish out the goodies 🙂 lol
Geoff xxx
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I’m glad to hear they arrived safely. They do need to be supervised, and we wouldn’t want anyone taking advantage of them. Though they are well equipped to defend themselves with sharp claws and teeth. I’m sure they’re planning their adventures with you already.
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Binky they are already making themselves at home. Lizzir Borden has been cowed (catted?) into submission. In time I know they;ll all get along. A pile of Wombies and kitty in front of the fireplace on a snowy night.
They shall be provided with adult supervision and attend the finest university and Barista School, as my own daughter has done.
Wait. Maybe I shouldn’t steer them into the Liberal Arts.
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Sounds like Victor and Victoria are fitting in nicely. Wombies do tend to play well with pets. So long as they don’t all get together and start plotting against you.
I can’t advise you on their educational needs or preferences, but hopefully that won’t be too much of a financial drain.
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Maybe Yale will be a good idea? 🙂
After all if their education suffers at
least they can go into the locksmith
business 🙂 Have fun Binky…
Geoff
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Hey I was meaning
that one for you Miss. R 🙂 lol
Geoff xxx
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OMG Geoff -facepalm- hehehehehe
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Hey I saw that 🙂 lol
Geoff xxx
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I’m hoping for full scholarships Binky.
Will watch them both carefully to keep the cunning plans at a minimum
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Ok, now I really need to investigate Wombania.
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El Guapo, you must visit Wombania. Not only are the cartoon adventures of the Wombie nation explored, but all your friends are there 😉
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Have you thought
about my milkshake yet? 🙂
Geoff xxx
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My Wombies bring all the boys to the yard
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Get over there El Guapo
you won’t be disappointed 🙂
Geoff
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Burning question: How the hell did you stumble on this?
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Copious amounts of alcohol.
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Anything else? tee hee
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There is always the
marsmallow option too 🙂
Geoff
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Too many pancakes and wine gums can also lead one astray.
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Yes it is a hard choice but
Wombies have to choose wisely 🙂
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Adam, there is only so much a lady can reveal publicly. Of course, I’m no lady
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You are really pampering those two Miss. R and by the way since you started handing out milkshakes have you noticed the very large queue forming? 🙂 Well of course I am at the front, if I left it available for Winky to squeeze in he would drink the whole lot to himself 😦
Mind you he is very generous with his chocolates and has a wickedly exciting chocolate factory for everyone to enjoy 🙂 Now how about giving me some, noooo I meant some of your milkshakes and of course I like your buns too 🙂 Hey those with the chocolate on, noooo the others 😉 lmao Okay I am going before I say something naughty 🙂
Have a wickedly enjoyable evening Rachael
and I hope that you are feeling alright today my
great friend 🙂 🙂
Geoff xxx
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I’m always the last one in line for the treats. You and Winky and Fraz always seem to know where the good stuff is long before I find out.
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Yes funny that, but guess what? I have just added a treat on my extra pages and it is along the lines of one of your suggestions 🙂 Armour is definitely an attractive piece of kit you know? 🙂 lol
Geoff
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I must go see!
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🙂 😉 lol
Geoff xxx
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Geoff I had a wonderful, weekend, albeit sans wickedness. Have to be good sometimes.
Mmmm pancakes. I was thinking waffles.
Is there a call for Wombie Waffles?
Your chocolate milkshake will be ready in a shake of a lamb’s tail, and wait until you see my honey buns after I’ve gotten more skiing in this winter!
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Wow a feast in the making I can’t wait for it, I mean that, I mean… Well you know what I mean and yes Waffles are Wicked tooooooooooooo 😉 🙂 lol
Geoff xxx
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OMG, you sent wombies to Reno? Notify PETA!!!
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Still laughing at that one. Loon you’re evil. You know how much I like that in a person 🙂
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They were briefed about the evils of Reno before they left. Wombies may look cute, but they’re pretty tough on the inside.
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I hope your Wombies don’t excavater too much of your back yard
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Hahaha… you might be in danger of finding the biggest little hole in the world back there!
🙂
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That is a danger, but Miss R. might be able to use an in ground pool.
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Yes a skinny dipping
party sounds good to
me 🙂 lol
I wonder if Rachael will
be skiing in for a dip too 🙂
Geoff
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I really got to make a point of getting over here to see you. I didn’t even know you adopted new Wombies. They are adorable. 🙂
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